Tuesday 4 December 2007

HAND GRENADE ON A BUTTERFLES WINGS

LOOK AWAY SWEET CHILDREN OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD
THIS DOES NOT CONCERN YOU.
DONT LET IT AFFECT YOU, IT'S NOT REALLY HAPPENING
IT'S A FANTASY, LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS!
THESE THINGS ARE NOT REALLY HAPPENING,
800 MILLION PEOPLE ARE NOT STARVING
THE ADVERTS ARE JUST LYING TO YOU
WOMEN ARE NOT GANG-RAPED TO DEATH EVERY DAY,
THIS IS JUST A CONVENIENT FAIRYTALE!
WATCH 'HOLBY CITY' IT WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT REAL LIFE
WATCH EASTENDERS, IT WILL EDUCATE YOU ABOUT HOW TO DEAL WITH BAD RELATIONSHIPS

DON'T YOU LOVE DISTRACTIONS?
I DO!
I DISTRACT MYSELF 24 HOURS A DAY,
SO I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF!
DUMP HIM IF HE DOESN'T BUY YOU A DIAMOND RING,
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND (VOMIT SOUNDS)
THIS IS A PARTY, SMILE, DRINK CHAMPAGNE, ENJOY YOURSELF
DRINK MAKES THE BAD THOUGHTS GO BYE BYE
DON'T BE STUPID!
GLAXOSMITHKLINE DON'T REALLY PATENT DRUGS WITH THE
INTENTION OF BLOCKING DISTRIBUTION TO DEVELOPING COUNTRIES!
DO NOT WATCH THE NEWS!!!
IT WILL ONLY MAKE YOU FEEL CONFUSED
WAR-AS-ENTERTAINMENT
HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM GUILT
TUNE IN NOW, FOR THE RACE TO BAGDAD, NOW COVERED BY ALL MAJOR
MAINSTREAM TV STATIONS. VROOM VROOM…

CLOSE YOUR EYES
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN.
BE HAPPY, SMILE WITHOUT REGRETS
P IS FOR PLAYGROUND, NOT PALESTINE
C IS FOR CELEBRITIES, NOT CARPETBOMBING INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN!
DON'T THINK ABOUT BOSNIA OR RWANDA
JUST REMEMBER IT RHYMES WITH PANDA
READ 'THE SUN!
DAVID BECKHAM HAS GOT A NEW HAIRSTYLE, NEW-LATEST SHOTS OF KYLIE'S BEHIND.
STOP PRESS!!! THE QUEEN HAS HAD A NOSEBLEED...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
WHEN DID IT OCCUR? WHO WOULD DO THIS?
WE WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW....
MMMM BIG BROTHER
MMMM BARGAIN HUNT
MMMM TRISHA
DONT SAY ANY LONG WORDS!!! SHHH!! YOU WILL MAKE EVERYONE DEPRESSED
DONT DISCUSS YOURSELVES, DISCUSS RINGTONES
WHEN AN OLD WOMAN DROPS HER BAGS, ALWAYS LOOK AT YOUR SHOELACES!
IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM!

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